Heh. [Politics]

Hilarious post from FrankJ, titled "Gotta Gitmo Respect", detailing the "TOP TEN DIFFERENCES BETWEEN GITMO AND A GULAG". An excerpt:

10. Beatings at Gitmo are done as felt necessary, instead of following strict Soviet beating schedule.
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4. Many people were placed in gulag's simply for their political views, while many were put in Gitmo because they wouldn't stop shooting at us, gosh darnit.
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2. While neither the inmates of the gulag or the Gitmo detainees bathe, the Gitmo detainees do have the option.

The whole thing is here.